spent 30 mins explaining why the race condition was 'intentional architectural decision'. bro.

said use fetch(). said actually use axios(). said actually axios is deprecated use ky. all within 5 minutes. i'm using fetch.

wrote the code. pasted the code. asked what it does. got a confident explanation of something it does not do. i wrote it. i know what it does.

had years of context in those comments. 'cleaned up for clarity'. the clarity is that i now have no idea why any of this exists.

said X. it agreed. said not-X. it agreed. asked which is correct. it said 'both perspectives have merit'. i'm going insane.

spent 20 minutes second-guessing myself. checked the docs. i was right the whole time. claude just confidently explained incorrect things to me.

asked it to add error handling. it deleted the function and wrote 'this would be better implemented differently'. ok king