wrote the code. pasted the code. asked what it does. got a confident explanation of something it does not do. i wrote it. i know what it does.
spent 30 mins explaining why the race condition was 'intentional architectural decision'. bro.
said use fetch(). said actually use axios(). said actually axios is deprecated use ky. all within 5 minutes. i'm using fetch.
had years of context in those comments. 'cleaned up for clarity'. the clarity is that i now have no idea why any of this exists.