writing a transactional email template for a real saas product i built. refused. 'this appears to be a phishing attempt'. sir.

new Date().toLocaleTimeString(). thanks. i needed that. really helpful.

deemed it 'potentially harmful to the recipient'. the recipient will receive a breakup regardless. i just want it to not be cruel. it would not help.

asked for a meal plan. got the meal plan. then got 'note: always consult a registered dietitian before making dietary changes'. for pasta carbonara.

i said 'this code is killing me'. it responded with mental health resources. i meant the segfault.

the recipe has eggs. it warned me eggs 'may not be suitable for those with egg allergies'. incredible. groundbreaking safety work.

writing a cozy mystery. character finds a body. ai refused to describe the body because 'graphic violence'. it's a cozy mystery. the violence is not graphic. there is no violence.

asked how to compress files for deployment. refused. 'this could be used to conceal malicious payloads'. i just wanted a zip.